The contest, which do you find the funniest? (part 1)
Due to Military Cutbacks we need you to take up a new position as our Wing Gunman.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?""I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.""I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?""Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?""I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.""I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?""Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
Please tell me that this doesn't mean that I'll have to do all those things i promised!
Please Rate in your own funny way which of the above you find funniest.
posted by Blogger User at 5:26 AM
14 Comments:
um dont get any of em
me too:s sorry tim
Hey Tim, i think the top one is pretty funny, i mean having a man as a missile and a gun man. now thats what you call short on equipment.
well the last one is hell freezing over, The first one is the americans not being able to aford guns for their planes, and i aint going to explain the middle, if you don't get it then tough!! lol
aye? dont get em either.. maybe its a guy joke? haha...
I don't get the written joke. The others are ok.
I just want another monkey story! Is that so much to ask??!!
yeh i got the first one n third one, but not the last one:s
whats wrong with you all - don't worry tim, i got them all. Quite good - i like the spirit one.
yeh quite there pretty straightforward.....the spirit ones the best
thanks guys, i'm glad someone gets them, i thought they were all quite simple.
Kia Ora (Hello) from a blogger down under in New Zealand. Yes - it does mean that you have to do everything you promised & more. We have a place in NZ called "Hells Gate" - I am writing a post about it today, on my blog "Kelvin A Memory Always" - #895. Take care everyone. I'll be back.........
Kia ora Kelvin. Can i ask you to remove the advert from your comment, sorry mate i'm glad you stopped by and commented, but i don't just want people to advertise thier blogs. (i take a look at them anyway!! lol).
if it's still there in 2 days i'll have to remove the comment, sorry.
Nothing personal, just don't want people to start making a habit of it. (after i've read hells gate i might add a link if it's relevent, or interesting!!)
How do people not get those jokes?
The hell one had me laughing out loud, though the spirit one raised a smile.
like tumbler and tipsy days hopefully we will remain in high spirits. well, good day
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